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I was feeling quite miserable and frustrated. My wife was away on a work trip and the kids were staying at grandma's. I was feeling extremely horny but my usual methods of relief was just not cutting it. I tried to masturbate but my penis was as soft as a Bulgarian sausage. It just wasn't responding.
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|stackable = Yes (64)
|blast_resistance = 6
|hardness = 1.5
|luminant = No
|transparent = Yes
|flammable = No
|lavasusceptible = No
|stress_impact=4x RPM
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The '''Deployer''' simulates player actions on blocks or entities exactly 2 blocks away from it.
I felt very hot and bothered. The heat was rising in my cheeks. I'm not a huge drinker but decided to try the whiskey my father in law purchased for us as a Christmas gift. He is a whiskey fanatic. He acquired the whiskey on his vacation. It was some sort of weird Scottish whiskey. I decided to try it and it was fairly strong tasting. I had three glasses of the stuff and I just fell asleep on the couch.


==Obtaining==
I fell into a bizarre dream. Elton John was playing "step into christmas" on his piano wearing a santa hat. I guess it was my recent trip to see RocketMan that landed Elton in my dream. I just couldn't explain why I was a woman in my dream. I had ample breasts and long black hair. I was a goddess. As Elton played away, I started to whip off my clothing.
===Crafting===
{{RecipeTableHead}}
{{RecipeTable
|'''Deployer'''
|[[Electron Tube]] +<br>[[Andesite Casing]] +<br>[[Brass Hand]]
|{{Crafting Table
|B1=Electron Tube
|B2=Andesite Casing
|B3=Brass Hand
|Output=Deployer
}}
}}
{{RecipeTableFoot}}


==Usage==
I shook my breasts at Elton whilst he played and sang his Christmas hit. He had a huge santa hat on. As Elton stopped playing he stood on front of me with with leather trousers on. He unzipped and they fell around his ankles. Weirdly, I started to suck his penis. I was sucking away and I got a really strange smell.
=== Interacting===
The Deployer can be given items to use with machines or by right clicking the items into the hand.


The Deployer can be stopped with a {{MC|Redstone}} signal.  
The smell was like old shoes getting wet in the rain, and then they dry up with your sweat. That wet fusty musty fungus smell. I started to feel hairs go down the back of my throat. I looked up at Elton mid suck and his face morphed into a British Bulldog. It was so creepy. I could see him barking and yelping at me as I sucked.


The [[Filter]] on the side of the Deployer can be adjusted to only use certain items. The filter is also essential when using a Deployer in a [[Contraption]].
I felt a huge spray in my mouth and i felt the wad swishing around my mouth with hairs. I could physically feel myself in real time choking, not just in dream time. I opened my eyes and my dog jumped off me. He was panting really hard and his pupils were dilated. He had fluid dripping from his penis.


The Deployer has 2 inventory slots; the held item and one extra internal slot. As well as unusable items, items harvested by the Deployer will be transferred to the extra slot to be removed by machines, during which time the Deployer will stall. Items cannot be extracted from the extra slot directly by the player.  
I started to retch, dog hairs and cum came up my throat and I projectiled all over the floor. The dog was yelping away in the corner and his dick was on a semi. He was nestling his head into my sweater I left on the footstool. I felt really sick. I was after giving my dog a blowjob. I am not even gay and i dont know why I was a woman in the dream.


The Deployer simulates right clicks by default. It can be adjusted to left click instead by right clicking the front with a [[Wrench]].  While in left-click mode, the Deployer can use normal tools, such as pickaxes and swords. The tools will behave as if the player was holding them, including mobs dropping rare items when slain by a Deployer.<br />
To make matters worse I felt a wet sensation in my trousers. I was after having a nocturnal emission. I basically wet dreamed about sucking Elton John off, and ended up giving my dog a blowjob by accident. I ran to the bathroom to be sick. I could feel dog hair and smell the gross smell on my lips. I spit out into the sink and there was definately dog juice. I literally brushed my teeth until my gums bled and stayed in the shower for a good hour.
=== [[Schematic]] Printing ===
[[File:Deployer Printing.gif|thumb|Deployers using [[Schematic]]s to print a structure]]
When given a [[Schematic]] for a filter, a deployer on a [[Contraption]] can print structures if supplied with materials. Keep in mind the position of the [[Schematic]] must be set beforehand. The deployer must be moved in range of the [[Schematic]]'s position in order to place blocks. The deployer will only place blocks if there are none in the way.


Unlike the [[Schematicannon]], the [[Schematic]] is not consumed, allowing for a structure to be printed multiple times.  
My dog was not snipped because my father in law wanted his pups. His work colleague has a female bull dog and he wanted a full bred English bulldog brood for himself and his fancy friends. Of course my wife is a daddy's girl. Now I can't even look at our dog without gagging. We had trouble with him humping and ejaculating on stuff but I wasn't expecting him to use my mouth as a love tunnel.
=== [[Sequenced Assembly]] ===
''(see: [[Crafting Components]])''


When positioned above a [[Mechanical Belt]] or [[Depot]], the Deployer can use held items to build components like the [[Cogwheel]] and [[Precision Mechanism]]. Each component built in this manner can require multiple passes and has a percentage chance of producing random junk rather than the intended item.
My frustrated hormones may have attracted the dog too. I don't know? I've never dealt with this before. What a fuck up. And the worse thing is, all I could think about is when my kids come home, they will want to play with Gonzo. I literally feel like just opening the back door and letting Gonzo accidentally run away. FML it's one fuck up after the other for me.
==[[Advancements]]==
{|class="article-table mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
|+[[Advancements]]
!Name
!Description
!Requirement
|-
|[[File:Deployer.png|32px]]<br>Artificial Intelligence
|Place and power a Deployer, the perfect reflection of yourself.
|Place a Deployer.
|-
|[[File:Deployer.png|32px]]<br>Pound it, Bro! (hidden)
|Make two Deployers fist-bump.
|Make two Deployers on left-click mode face each other at a distance of 3 blocks and synchronize them.
|}
==History==
*{{GW|0.5.1}}:
**Now has [[Placement Assist]]
**Now have their [[Filter]] slot on the side of the block
**Can now be rotated by [[Wrench]]ing them near the edge of the front face
**Can now set [[Filter]]s on blocks only by targeting any location on a correct side
*{{GW|0.5}}:
**Recipe changed.
**Added Deploying casing recipes.
*{{GW|0.4}}: Added Waxed {{MC|Copper}} recipes for deploying.
*{{GW|0.3.1}}:
**Can now place broken blocks into their inventory.
**Can now harvest {{MC|Honey}} or {{MC|Honeycomb}}s from {{MC|Beehive}}s.
**Can now use [[Schematic]]s to print structures.
*{{GW|0.3}}:
**No longer actively pulls from other inventories.
**Can now be paused with a redstone signal.
*{{GW|0.2.4}}: Can now feed players.
*{{GW|0.2}}: Introduced.
 
{{Blocks}}
[[Category:Machines]]
[[Category:Machines]]
[[Category:Mechanical Components]]
[[Category:Mechanical Components]]
[[Category:Movement Actors]]
[[Category:Movement Actors]]

Revision as of 18:03, 22 February 2025

I was feeling quite miserable and frustrated. My wife was away on a work trip and the kids were staying at grandma's. I was feeling extremely horny but my usual methods of relief was just not cutting it. I tried to masturbate but my penis was as soft as a Bulgarian sausage. It just wasn't responding.

I felt very hot and bothered. The heat was rising in my cheeks. I'm not a huge drinker but decided to try the whiskey my father in law purchased for us as a Christmas gift. He is a whiskey fanatic. He acquired the whiskey on his vacation. It was some sort of weird Scottish whiskey. I decided to try it and it was fairly strong tasting. I had three glasses of the stuff and I just fell asleep on the couch.

I fell into a bizarre dream. Elton John was playing "step into christmas" on his piano wearing a santa hat. I guess it was my recent trip to see RocketMan that landed Elton in my dream. I just couldn't explain why I was a woman in my dream. I had ample breasts and long black hair. I was a goddess. As Elton played away, I started to whip off my clothing.

I shook my breasts at Elton whilst he played and sang his Christmas hit. He had a huge santa hat on. As Elton stopped playing he stood on front of me with with leather trousers on. He unzipped and they fell around his ankles. Weirdly, I started to suck his penis. I was sucking away and I got a really strange smell.

The smell was like old shoes getting wet in the rain, and then they dry up with your sweat. That wet fusty musty fungus smell. I started to feel hairs go down the back of my throat. I looked up at Elton mid suck and his face morphed into a British Bulldog. It was so creepy. I could see him barking and yelping at me as I sucked.

I felt a huge spray in my mouth and i felt the wad swishing around my mouth with hairs. I could physically feel myself in real time choking, not just in dream time. I opened my eyes and my dog jumped off me. He was panting really hard and his pupils were dilated. He had fluid dripping from his penis.

I started to retch, dog hairs and cum came up my throat and I projectiled all over the floor. The dog was yelping away in the corner and his dick was on a semi. He was nestling his head into my sweater I left on the footstool. I felt really sick. I was after giving my dog a blowjob. I am not even gay and i dont know why I was a woman in the dream.

To make matters worse I felt a wet sensation in my trousers. I was after having a nocturnal emission. I basically wet dreamed about sucking Elton John off, and ended up giving my dog a blowjob by accident. I ran to the bathroom to be sick. I could feel dog hair and smell the gross smell on my lips. I spit out into the sink and there was definately dog juice. I literally brushed my teeth until my gums bled and stayed in the shower for a good hour.

My dog was not snipped because my father in law wanted his pups. His work colleague has a female bull dog and he wanted a full bred English bulldog brood for himself and his fancy friends. Of course my wife is a daddy's girl. Now I can't even look at our dog without gagging. We had trouble with him humping and ejaculating on stuff but I wasn't expecting him to use my mouth as a love tunnel.

My frustrated hormones may have attracted the dog too. I don't know? I've never dealt with this before. What a fuck up. And the worse thing is, all I could think about is when my kids come home, they will want to play with Gonzo. I literally feel like just opening the back door and letting Gonzo accidentally run away. FML it's one fuck up after the other for me.

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