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I was feeling quite miserable and frustrated. My wife was away on a work trip and the kids were staying at grandma's. I was feeling extremely horny but my usual methods of relief was just not cutting it. I tried to masturbate but my penis was as soft as a Bulgarian sausage. It just wasn't responding.

I felt very hot and bothered. The heat was rising in my cheeks. I'm not a huge drinker but decided to try the whiskey my father in law purchased for us as a Christmas gift. He is a whiskey fanatic. He acquired the whiskey on his vacation. It was some sort of weird Scottish whiskey. I decided to try it and it was fairly strong tasting. I had three glasses of the stuff and I just fell asleep on the couch.

I fell into a bizarre dream. Elton John was playing "step into christmas" on his piano wearing a santa hat. I guess it was my recent trip to see RocketMan that landed Elton in my dream. I just couldn't explain why I was a woman in my dream. I had ample breasts and long black hair. I was a goddess. As Elton played away, I started to whip off my clothing.

I shook my breasts at Elton whilst he played and sang his Christmas hit. He had a huge santa hat on. As Elton stopped playing he stood on front of me with with leather trousers on. He unzipped and they fell around his ankles. Weirdly, I started to suck his penis. I was sucking away and I got a really strange smell.

The smell was like old shoes getting wet in the rain, and then they dry up with your sweat. That wet fusty musty fungus smell. I started to feel hairs go down the back of my throat. I looked up at Elton mid suck and his face morphed into a British Bulldog. It was so creepy. I could see him barking and yelping at me as I sucked.

I felt a huge spray in my mouth and i felt the wad swishing around my mouth with hairs. I could physically feel myself in real time choking, not just in dream time. I opened my eyes and my dog jumped off me. He was panting really hard and his pupils were dilated. He had fluid dripping from his penis.

I started to retch, dog hairs and cum came up my throat and I projectiled all over the floor. The dog was yelping away in the corner and his dick was on a semi. He was nestling his head into my sweater I left on the footstool. I felt really sick. I was after giving my dog a blowjob. I am not even gay and i dont know why I was a woman in the dream.

To make matters worse I felt a wet sensation in my trousers. I was after having a nocturnal emission. I basically wet dreamed about sucking Elton John off, and ended up giving my dog a blowjob by accident. I ran to the bathroom to be sick. I could feel dog hair and smell the gross smell on my lips. I spit out into the sink and there was definately dog juice. I literally brushed my teeth until my gums bled and stayed in the shower for a good hour.

My dog was not snipped because my father in law wanted his pups. His work colleague has a female bull dog and he wanted a full bred English bulldog brood for himself and his fancy friends. Of course my wife is a daddy's girl. Now I can't even look at our dog without gagging. We had trouble with him humping and ejaculating on stuff but I wasn't expecting him to use my mouth as a love tunnel.

My frustrated hormones may have attracted the dog too. I don't know? I've never dealt with this before. What a fuck up. And the worse thing is, all I could think about is when my kids come home, they will want to play with Gonzo. I literally feel like just opening the back door and letting Gonzo accidentally run away. FML it's one fuck up after the other for me.