This is serious, not a joke or made-up story. I just need advice please, This happened to me today.] Well, I decided to visit my old chemistry teacher from my sophomore year of high school (I am a junior now) . She was and still is a sweetheart. Her name is Mrs. B. As I walked into the room, I noticed that they were doing the science experiment I did last year. Weighing regular and double stuffed OREOs to see if you did get more for a buck. As I talked to her about it and how that was my favorite lab, she politely offered me an OREO saying, "Would you like one, sir?" And of course, I wanted one. It was the last one! So being the polite man I am I said "yes ma'am I would enjoy one" so I took my sad tired ass to the table where the pack of OREOs were and grabbed the last one it was double stuffed. As I ate it, I smiled. It was so delicious and great tasting, but all of a sudden, something grew in me....I couldn't figure out what it was at first until BOOM, it finally hit me! Coming over me like an avalanche (no pun intended) I had an orgasm and IT WAS A HARD ONE I started pulsating down there and semen started flowing out of me I felt so weak as if I was going to faint or pass out...and guess what? I did. I woke up with the teacher, nurse, and students around me. I'm looking in horror as I realized what had happened. They were all panicking, asking if I was okay. And I just fainted and fell down, but I was okay. I looked down at my pants LUCKILY (and I thank the gods) I had no wet stain from the cum or evidence of an orgasm happening so that was a relief. But there's still a problem. They kept asking me what happened or what I felt that made me pass out and I sure as hell was not about to admit what caused it so I lied and made some stuff up. I said that before I went in the room, I was feeling out of breath and dizzy that's it. So here I am now 5th period in the nurses restroom writing this story waiting for my mom to pick me up all embarrassed and ashamed wishing I was the man that I was 30 minutes ago. An OREO literally made me have an orgasm. If only I didn't go to visit that teacher today. So nobody found out why I passed out but now I'm going to have to deal with millions of questions from my mom and doctor so wish me luck that I can make something up. They'll never leave me alone because they're going to want to know how I fainted. So how can I literally get over this? What do I tell them? I feel so bad about the scare I gave my poor teacher and all of the staff involved I really didn't mean to faint wtf is wrong with me?!?This was so embarrassing, fainting in front of everyone there. it was the first time I've fainted. How do I get over that? And how can I get over the overbearing shame, embarrassment, and disgust knowing an OREO of all things made me have an orgasm?!?
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'''Chocolate Glazed Berries''' are a {{Mc|food}} item.
== Obtaining ==
=== Filling by Spout ===
{{RecipeTableHead|Filling Recipe}}
{{RecipeTable
|Chocolate Glazed Berries
|250mB of [[Chocolate]] +<br>{{Mc|sweet_berries|Sweet Berries}}
|{{Spout
|Input1=250mB of Chocolate
|Input2=Sweet Berries
|Output=Chocolate Glazed Berries
}}
}}
{{RecipeTableFoot}}
== Usage ==
To eat chocolate glazed berries, press and hold {{control|use}} while it is selected in the hotbar. Eating them restores {{hunger|7}} hunger and 9.2 {{MC|saturation}} – making it a mid-tier food item roughly on par with {{MC|cooked_salmon|cooked salmon}}.
To eat chocolate glazed berries, press and hold use while it is selected in the hotbar. Eating them restores 7 () hunger and 9.2 saturation – making it a mid-tier food item roughly on par with cooked salmon.
